"I'm just a girl standing in from of a cauldron asking it to boil me"

A twisted parody of the famous line from Notting Hill (you know, when Julia Roberts tells Hugh Grant, "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...") — just more toil, bubble, and trouble in this version.

You're built for adventure (or at least some really hard napping), and your stickers should be up for the challenge. These 3" vinyl stickers have 5+ years of sticking power. In other words: Once you slap them on your car, they stay there. 

Waterproof. Scratch-proof. UV resistant. And that little scroop of validation that you're never alone in this fuckery known as life.