A dry, deadpan birthday card that celebrates the real accomplishment: surviving another trip around the sun. Balloons included, low expectations optional.

• Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5" 
• Paper: 110# Uncoated Paper 
• Envelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope 
• Packaging: Plastic sleeve

Printed in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD.