Introducing your new favorite dark-humor sticker: a fortune cookie that delivers the most accurate mental-health forecast ever. "You are more than your depression… you also have anxiety."

This sticker is perfect for anyone who copes with humor, thrives on sarcasm, or needs a little laugh during the existential dread of daily life. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, iPad case, therapy cart, or anywhere that needs a dose of brutally honest wisdom.

Details • High-quality, waterproof vinyl • Glossy finish • Crisp print with clean white outlining • Durable and long-lasting • Size: approx. 3 inches depending on orientation.